Two New Google hoaxes – 1st April 2007

April 1st, 2007 - 08:53

I was somehow expecting that. Google launched today two new services, out of which I’m expecting at least one to be true, and the other to be fake. Since GMail is three years old today, I assume that the GMail Print feature will be for real.

Starting today, Google introduces GMail Paper. Now in Gmail, you can request a physical copy of any message with the click of a button, and they’ll send it to you in the mail. Google will print all messages instantly and prepare them for delivery. You should be receiving them in 2 to 4 days. Basically, a stack of Gmail Paper arrives in a box at your doorstep, and it”™s yours to keep forever. You can read it, sort it, search it, touch it. Or even move it to the trash””the real trash. (Recycling is encouraged.)

So far so good, but since Google made a habit out of tricking us today, they also launched TISP, a service that is supposed to offer you Wi-Fi internet access from everywhere. Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines. Well, it could have been believable until the part where they’re tweaking up their toilets.

1st of April is not over yet. Enjoy.

Gmail implineste 3 ani

April 1st, 2007 - 04:24

Acum 3 ani, Google lansa GMail, un serviciu inovator care promitea multe. Initial a fost luat ca o farsa datorita zilei alese pentru lansare, insa toata lumea s-a lamurit ca nu a fost asa. Astazi GMail e in concurenta directa cu cel mai raspandit provider de webmail, Yahoo.

La mai bine.

Picotux – The smallest Linux running machine

March 31st, 2007 - 00:27

It seems that Picotux is the world’s smallest Linux running computer.
Its sizes are 35mm×19mm×19mm. Inside there’s an ARM7 CPU running at 55 MHz and an uClinux kernel 2.4.27 + Busybox 1.0.
Being this small, you might think the communication/connectivity part would have to suffer, but that’s not true.
It also has an 10/100 Mbps half/full duplex Ethernet and a serial port with up to 230.400 baud.
You may want to check the full list of technical specifications here.

The price may vary from ~100Euros (the cheapest) and it can go up to ~240Euros for advanced features. Aditional features can be bought as well.

Here’s a picture of it. What do you think?


The smallest website

February 21st, 2007 - 00:28

And no, I”™m not talking about storage. That would be hilarious. Think about the smallest thing you”™ve ever seen. Split it in half for a few times and run the result through the prism of a web browser. What do you get? Smaller than a small fingernail, the world”™s smallest website measures only 18 by 18 pixels.

Yet, the little thing is full of fun projects including Pong, Pacman, Space Invaders, Classic Pinball, Football, a blog and even pixel art. These are only a few features gathered from what it can really show you. Google says that Guimp (that”™s the website name if I forgot to mention) has currently 205 projects for visitors to see.

Nothing more can be said right now, except that it can”™t get any smaller than this. Overall, it”™s a cool way to spend like 15 minutes or so ;)

SEO, sau cum atragi vizitatori pe blogul tau

February 14th, 2007 - 13:56
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Un bun inceput ar fi sa-ti inscrii blogul in motoarele de cautare. In special Google, pentru ca tot romanu’ a auzit de el. De aici, treaba ta e ca si terminata. Nu-i ramane romanului decat sa caute si sa te descopere. Dar intrebarea e CE cauta romanul pe Google?

In continuare prezint cele mai haioase cautari, o sa le omit pe cele obscene sau vulgare, dar pentru a vedea lista completa, cititi aici. Comentariile imi apartin.

Din ciclul “folosesc yahoo messenger”, avem:
* mass-uri pt yahoo messenger
* messenger status-uri misto
* de ce nu aud buzz-ul la yahoo messenger.ro
* cum sa scapi de virusu yahoo
* messenger pentru ai vedea pe cei care stau pe invizibil
* statusuri pt cei care stau pe invizibil
* texte de dragoste la status
* nu pot sa ma joc pe mess

Din ciclul “Google stie tot”, avem:
* cum sa aflu daca i cineva pe invizibil pe mess – Vezi asta
* cum arata varsatul de vant – Da.
* ce poate un baiat sa vorbeasca cu o fata? – Esti virgin?
* cum ne influenteaza viata internetul? – Ne face sa cautam prostii pe Google.
* ce sa fac cand sunt suparat? – Ai putea incerca sa citesti o carte.
* cum sa vad ce vorbesc altii pe yahoo? – Lasa-ti prietena in pace, obsedatule.
* cum sa canta la muzicuta – Haoleu, mâncaț-aș, pui botu’ si sufli.
* cum sa devi taximetrist? – Intai treci prin scoala, inveti gramatica…
* cum sa-ti vina ciclu mai repede – Nici nu vreau sa ma gandesc de ce ai vrea asta
* cum scap de muzica vecinului – Il citesti pe VisUrat
* cum se scrie f*te-te – Cum se-aude.

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